Carnival Crude Lines

Our Alaska trip aboard the M/S Jubilee

Many pluses including an attentive crew, good, occasionally great food at dinner, dance lessons, many dance floors and music styles, and an on-board naturalist. But among the minuses: Minor, but annoying: The Grey-Line bus driver talked a non-stop stream of adolescent consciousness. Cruise director also loves sound of his own voice and was repeatedly booed during an unnecessarily prolonged, incoherent, and largely uninformative debarkation lecture.

Will we go on a cruise again? Definitely! And we'll again book an outside cabin with a picture window. Will we go with Carnival? Hmm, let us think about it.

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